New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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