problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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