I'm laying in your front yard are you home
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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