What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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