I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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