It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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