Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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