I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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