I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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