What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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