I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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