I'm going to rape someone's good day.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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