Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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