You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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