my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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