i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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