Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize
