It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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