32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I wear drunk well.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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