dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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