It's like a parade of train wrecks.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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