Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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