its not stalking. its research.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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