Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Your tits are I can't wait for
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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