Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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