Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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