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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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