i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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