nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
time to smoke my breakfast
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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