Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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