Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
