You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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