I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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