You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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