I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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