love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
