in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Randomize
