I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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