don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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