He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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