white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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