Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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