Christians are straight up FREAKS
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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