I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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