Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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