I wish I only lived at night.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I don't deserve a penis
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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