no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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