by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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