whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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