My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You pole danced in your parka.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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