My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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